Part One: You know its over when you wake up in the morning with a breaking head ache, your balls are on fire you turn over to see some chick you dont even know sleeping in your bed.... Ive been there, heres some simple advice:

Step one: Run for it ( if shes a monstor )

Step two: pretend that your asleep and pray she f**ks off.

Step three: Have a wank and think about the night before

Part 2: Your Girl Friend/ Boy friend finds out:

Step one: As my best friend put it before I had to go to court for IP address stealing was this: "DENY DENY AND OF COURSE DENY!" ( edit note: i was sent down for a year and half because of the edvidance )

Step two: get one of your friends to tell them it was them who slept with this person.... ( if shes a monster you ant getting far with this )

Step three: all else fails ( and you and I both know thats always the case ) make sure theres no large knifes knocking about the house.... if there is please phone your insurance company to make sure you have the right protection and insurance.

Part 3: Hospital Vist please skip to part four

Part 4: Once out of hospital, the chick you slept with turns up with a baby in her arms.

Step One: look worried!

Step two: look like your having a heart attack

Step three: Pray to god that the kid ant yours

Step Four: learn what CSA means ( thats if you live in the uk )

Final Note: Its simple to keep your l**** dont get drunk, hug her every day, kiss her adleast once, make sure she knows you love her.
If all else fails and she cheats, get back with her then butt f**k her raw to teach the b*tch

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Great stuff as usual!

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