*On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
*Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
*At a proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."
*On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
*On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
*Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
*At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
*On a plastic surgeon's office door: "Hello. Can we pick your
nose?"
*At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want
tows."
*On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
*In a nonsmoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on
fire and
take appropriate action."
*On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
*At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking
for,
you've come to the right place."
*On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
*In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
*On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
*At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss
a car payment."
*Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming."
*In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"
*At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in
your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
*In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry .. Come
on in and get fed up."
*In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll
wait."
*At a propane filling station, "Tank heaven for little grills."
*And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place
in town to take a leak."
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