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It has come to Microsoft's attention that a few copies of the Redneck Edition of Windows XP may have accidentally been
shipped outside the south. If you have one of these editions you may need some help understanding the commands.
(The Redneck Edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS XP with a background picture of the
General Lee superimposed on a Confederate Flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke Screen Saver.)
Also note:
the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse
My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption
Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys
Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard
Hard Drive is referred to as 4 Wheel Drive
Floppies are them little ol' plactic disc thangs.
Other features:
Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.
* OK ats aww-right
* cancel hail no
* reset awa shoot
* yes shore
* no Naaaa
* find hunt-fer it
* go to over yonder
* back back yonder
* help hep me out here
* stop ternit off
* start crank it up
* settings sittins
* programs stuff at does stuff
* documents stuff I done done
Also note that Winders XP does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to
Winders XP:
* tiperiter- A word processor
* colering book- a graphics program
* addin mershene- calculator
* outhouse paper- notepad
* jupe-box- CD Player
* inner-net- Microsoft Explorer
* pichers- A graphics viewer
* IRS- M/S accounting software
* IRS2- M/S accounting software with hidden files
* coon dog- American kennel club records
* fishin- Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records
* NRA- National Rifle Association
* shot gun- Remington Arms price list
* riffel- Winchester price list
* pisstel- Smith and Wesson price list
* truck- Ford and Chevrolet dealers in the south by zip code
* house- Nearest Mobile home repair service by zip code
* car- same as truck just need two, list in the south
* cuzzins- family history (usually a 3 meg file)
* tax records- usually an empty file
* shells- ammunition inventory (another 3 meg file)
* bud- list of Budwiser dealers by zip code
* rasin- NASCAR racing schedule includes list of TV stations that carry the race
* car 'n truck parts- nearest junk yard by zip code
* doc- veterinarians by zip code
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