a man escapes from prison where he has

been for 15 years.

He breaks into a house



to look for money and guns and finds a

young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While



tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the

bathroom.



While he's in

there, the husband tells his wife,
"Listen,

this guy's an escaped convict, look at

his clothes! He probably spent lots

of time in

jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don't

resist, don't complain,

do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he



nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets

angry, he'll kill us. Be

strong, honey. I love

you."

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my



neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told

me he was gay, thought you were cute, and

asked if we had any Vaseline. I told

him it was in the bathroom. Be strong,

honey. I

love you, too!

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Oh no poor guy
hahaha

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