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Marriage of IIT/Harvard/MIT Girl
There is a general feeling in the public that IIT/MIT/Harvard students are found
unassumingly lost in thought almost all the time. And girls fare no better
in this respect. So let us see what a non-IITian may face when he marries
a girl from this campus.
SCENE: First night of the marriage.
CHARACTERS: IIT bride and non-IIT groom.
The groom approaches the bride and proposes to kiss her. Let us see
what would be her reaction...
Girl from the department of Physics:
Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with
respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me by
treating me in the same reference frame as you are, or treating me in a
different inertial frame by producing waves of motion through your lips.
How do you prefer?
The guy faints.
Girl from the department of Mathematics:
Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following
conditions:
Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta
where delta is greater than zero and the limit for delta tends to
zero and you satisfy the closure property. Sufficient conditions: You
should have lips. Where the number of lips is neither more than two nor
less than two. You can also kiss by defining your hand to be me if and
only if you satisfy the above conditions.
The guy goes mad.
Girl from the department of Computer Science:
You want to kiss me.
IF ((you know the algorithm very well) && (your GRE score is greater
than2380) && (in your stinginess, you did not treat anyone for having
cached in GRE)) THEN GOTO 100
ELSE GOTO 200
100: Fine. I assume that you know how to kiss. You have to complete
the kissing process within 56.22 seconds or else connection will be timed
out. To optimize the timing lets do parallel processing. As we have to
discuss about our future and other things, let us do the
process of discussion foreground and why can't you put the process of
kissing background? GOTO 300
200: I am afraid, I'll have to enqueue you. If you time out, you'll
be sent to the recycle bin.
The guy applies for divorce.
300: END
Girl from the department of Electrical Engineering:
So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old
communication process. The information content of the signal
transmitted from one pair of lips to the other is more if the
probability of the event (of kissing) is less. Hence take care. If you
want a successful communication between us, you should kiss me less often.
If the information content is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at
all.
The guy is found hanging from the fan next day.
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sOme ppL r aLiVe juS caUsE iTs iLLegaL 2 kiLL eM !!
First Night
Linear Mode
