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Old 02-11-2008, 03:46 PM
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Talking A store that sells husbands

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance
is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store
ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may
choose
any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman
goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!
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To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
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I would Choose 2nd Floor Wives who Love Sex And Have Money
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Old 02-13-2008, 08:17 AM
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all would choose that thats y 3rd floor has never been visited but i'll visit it
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i want to buy a wife !hohohoho//////////////////
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