Unanswered Question?

**Seifer** · #1 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 08:08 PM

Well in this thread we can put unanswered question.

**Seifer** · #2 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 08:09 PM

"Truth Hurts (Unanswered Questions)"

If the truth hurts, then why is honesty the best policy?

**Seifer** · #3 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 08:10 PM

"Parking And Driving (Unanswered Questions)"

How come you park on a driveway and you drive on a parkway?

**Seifer** · #4 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 08:10 PM

"Got The Time? (Unanswered Questions)"

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

**Seifer** · #5 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 08:11 PM

"Stupid Dogs (Unanswered Questions)"

Why is it that when you blow in a dogs face it gets annoyed with you, but when you put it in the car it sticks it's bloody head out of the window??

**Seifer** · #6 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 08:12 PM

"First Milking (Unanswered Questions)"

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

**Seifer** · #7 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 08:12 PM

"Oils (Unanswered Questions)"

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

**Seifer** · #8 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 08:14 PM

"Wet Paint (Unanswered Questions)"

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

**Seifer** · #9 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 08:14 PM

"AA (Unanswered Questions)"

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

**Seifer** · #10 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 08:15 PM

"Shipment or Cargo? (Unanswered Questions)"

Why is it when we send something by car its called shipment, but when we send it by sea its called cargo??