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Old 04-05-2007, 11:23 AM
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Why Beer Is Better Than Women




1. You Can Enjoy A Beer All Month Long.

2. Beer Stains Wash Out.

3. You Don't Have To Wine And Dine Beer.

4. Your Beer Will Always Wait Patiently For You In The Car While
You Play Football.

5. When Your Beer Goes Flat, You Toss It Out.

6. Beer Is Never Late.

7. A Beer Doesn't Get Jealous When You Grab Another Beer.

8. Hangovers Go Away.

9. Beer Labels Come Off Without A Fight.

10. When You Go To A Bar, You Know You Can Always Pick Up A Beer.

11. Beer Never Has A Headache.

12. You Don't Have To Drive A Beer Home In The Morning.

13. A Beer Won't Get Upset If You Come Home With Another Beer.

14. If You Pour A Beer Right, You'll Always Get Good Head.

15. A Beer Always Goes Down Easy.

16. You Can Have More Than One Beer In A Night And Not Feel Guilty.

17. You Can Share A Beer With Your Friends.

18. You Always Know You're The First One To Pop A Beer.

19. Beer Is Always Wet.

20. Beer Doesn't Demand Equality.

21. You Can Have A Beer In Public.

22. A Beer Doesn't Care When You Come.

23. A Frigid Beer Is A Good Beer.

24. You Don't Have To Wash A Beer Before It Tastes Good.

25. If You Change Beers You Don't Have To Pay Alimony.
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ya, but every1 can have a ya beer....heheheh jk

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You can have more that one beer at same time
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"25 Good Reasons
Why Beer Is Better Than Women"
IMHO what u need is not a lot of beer but rather a women

remember a fact the hand that rocks the cradle rocks the world and a women if need be can rock any man but i guess a lot of beer has gone to your head perhaps
and don"t even get me started on who holds a drink better and has a better drinking capacity between the two sexes
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The words u said must be the 26th reason why beer is better than a women .....
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good one ALI the 26th ha ha cool
here"s a 27th

but here are some facts lets see i don"t make any of em but here they are read on

1. Without women you will not be here today.

2.Women are superior to men, bcos u need more than 40 million sperms
to fertilize an ovum/egg. Guys, thats quantity, not quality!!!!!!!!

3. Sperms are 75 000 times smaller than ovums.


4. Females have two x chromosomes, which carry genes. Males have only
one x chromosome, and this x chromosomes come from ur mother only.
Males all ur genes except ur sex come from ur mother.



5. X chromosomes bears over 2 500 genes, Y carries only 15. U have 2
485 genes less than a female.


6. From health statistics, in the past 50 years, average volume of
ejaculate declined by 20%, and sperm quality is dropping.

7. There is a greater % of deformed and sluggish sperms.


8. Women are multi talented. They r now full time career women, and
yet they can still run a household. Guys on the other hand come home
from work, and complain.

9. Women have a higher threshold of pain, thats why GOD gave us the
power to give birth and bring life into this world.


10. Women have a longer life expectancy.


11. Young men run a much greater risk than young women from dying of
accidents and violence.


12. In the brain, testosterone is converted to estrogen, to bring
about its stimulatory effects. SO listen up guys, the male hormone
has to be changed into the female hormone to bring about
masculinizing effects. U r not so macho without female hormones.



13. Ur mitochondria ( energy source) comes from ur mother not ur
father. U R more female than u think!!!!



14. Males only have testosterone and a little quantity of estrogen as
sex hormones. Females have more, we have estrogen, progesterone and
testosterone. Mind u we have more testosterone than u have of our
estrogen.


15. There is a higher level of fatility in male foetuses.


16. The Y chromosomes of males is smaller than the X chromosome which
is a female.

17. Every male is part of a female, as u carry our X chromosomes.
Thus, Every male is 50% female.


18. Although females are the ones who give birth and concieve, more
males are likely to have a break down during pregnancy of their
spouses. U GUYS R WEAK, we go through the pain, and u cry more than
we do.


19. Before u r born a male, u r a female first for the first 12 weeks
in ur mothers womb.

20. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. BUT behind every
successful woman, is herself.


21. The males have bigger brains than women. But WOMEN use a higher %
of their brains than men.



so guys Guys, no hard feelings over this.But there can be
certain level of times u have forgotten and taken us for granted.
Well, treat women with respect and give them the love they deserve.


if i hurt some of ur feelings, i didn't mean too. And
do acknowledge that there are some guys out there who have done
wonders in a woman's life.

so try and become one than be a smart ass all the time and saying how a something something is better than a women
u need women and thats the bottom line, u cannot do it on your own just like we can"t we are the two faces of a coin one does not work without the other u see .

in the end i"d say respect begets respect
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Ok, 27th, 28th...........100th reasons that beer is better than a women - one more and I'll be 100 % sure that women shouldn't be created at all ......

By the way - did u know that the woman is the one and the most certain proof that even God can make mistakes?
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1. Without women you will not be here today.
Wasnt there a Man with that Women ? Thats why we are here
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