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Old 10-13-2006, 07:38 PM
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Default (( HE )) - v/s - (( SHE ))

HE: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.


HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.


HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share.


HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.



HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.


HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.

SHE: Okay, get out.


HE: I think I could make you very happy.

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?


HE: Shall we go see a movie?

SHE: I've already seen it.


HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.


HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.


HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


HE: So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.


HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.


HE: Your body is like a temple.

SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.


HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Old 10-13-2006, 07:58 PM
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What A Clever ,SHE was !!!!
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Old 10-14-2006, 12:55 AM
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Definitely me! Always talk to that to guys I don't like!
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Old 10-14-2006, 01:29 AM
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Definitely me! Always talk to that to guys I don't like!
EVERY GIRL DOES THAT,....!
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Old 10-14-2006, 01:48 AM
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Not all!!

Some girls, I know would be kissing the ground their cheating guys walk on.

*Sigh.*
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Old 10-14-2006, 06:52 AM
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Well, as they say...LOVE IS BLIND...

see my avatar?

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Old 10-14-2006, 07:48 AM
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Well done on the woman's part
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:52 AM
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I WILL TELL YOU A SECRET....I JUST SWAPPED "HE" AND "SHE"

JUST TO MAKE WILDDENIM FEEL HAPPY..........!
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:57 AM
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Great jokes. How very true.
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Old 10-14-2006, 10:09 AM
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I dont hear a girl calling guys angel and baby... THat would be weird...
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