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10-13-2006, 07:38 PM
S.U.P.E.R.M.O.D.
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Muscat & India
Posts: 21,749
Phone Model: N95
(( HE )) - v/s - (( SHE ))
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HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
10-13-2006, 07:58 PM
SUPER MODERATOR
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 14,794
Phone Model:
What A Clever ,SHE was !!!!
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Thanx @jdoerty for the sig. & avatar
> Super Moderator <
10-14-2006, 12:55 AM
Member+
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: My little castle with my charming prince. OK, that's a lie.
Age: 24
Posts: 1,958
Phone Model:
Reputation: 17
Definitely me! Always talk to that to guys I don't like!
10-14-2006, 01:29 AM
S.U.P.E.R.M.O.D.
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Muscat & India
Posts: 21,749
Phone Model: N95
Quote:
Originally Posted by wilddenim
Definitely me! Always talk to that to guys I don't like!
EVERY GIRL DOES THAT,....!
10-14-2006, 01:48 AM
Member+
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: My little castle with my charming prince. OK, that's a lie.
Age: 24
Posts: 1,958
Phone Model:
Reputation: 17
Not all!!
Some girls, I know would be kissing the ground their cheating guys walk on.
*Sigh.*
10-14-2006, 06:52 AM
Jr Admin
Join Date: May 2005
Location: In my clothes...in Mauritius
Age: 38
Posts: 23,463
Phone Model: Nokia 6600
Well, as they say...LOVE IS BLIND...
see my avatar?
10-14-2006, 07:48 AM
N95 User
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Trinidad And Tobago
Age: 23
Posts: 13,984
Phone Model:
Well done on the woman's part
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10-14-2006, 09:52 AM
S.U.P.E.R.M.O.D.
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Muscat & India
Posts: 21,749
Phone Model: N95
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disguy
Well done on the woman's part
I WILL TELL YOU A SECRET....I JUST SWAPPED "HE" AND "SHE"
JUST TO MAKE WILDDENIM FEEL HAPPY..........!
10-14-2006, 09:57 AM
member+
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: A private man-made island, in the middle of the Caribbean Sea.
Posts: 518
Phone Model:
Reputation: 14
Great jokes.
How very true.
10-14-2006, 10:09 AM
Member+
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: My little castle with my charming prince. OK, that's a lie.
Age: 24
Posts: 1,958
Phone Model:
Reputation: 17
I dont hear a girl calling guys angel and baby... THat would be weird...
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