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Old 10-09-2006, 02:25 PM
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>> >A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40
>>miles per
>> >hour.
>> >The wife is behind the wheel.
>> >Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear
>>voice.
>> >"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a
>>divorce."
>> >
>> >The wife says nothing,
>> >Keeps looking at the
>> >road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
>> >The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
>>out of it,"
>> >He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
>>friend,
>> >And she's a far better lover than you are."
>> >
>> >Again the wife stays quiet,
>> >But grips the steering wheel more
>> >tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55
>> >He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
>> >
>> >Up to 60.
>> >"I want the car, too," he continues.
>> >
>> >65 mph.
>> >"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
>>cards and the
>> >boat!"
>> >
>> >The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
>> >This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you
>>want?"
>> >
>> >The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
>> >"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
>> >"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
>> >
>> >Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
>> >The wife turns to him and smiles.
>> >"The airbag."
>> >
>> >Moral of the Story :
>> >
>> >Women are clever!!!
>> >
>> >Don't mess with them!!
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Old 10-09-2006, 02:26 PM
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are they clever?????
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Old 10-09-2006, 02:38 PM
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No they aren't becoz i know there's still a part of the story you have not written..
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Old 10-09-2006, 02:51 PM
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Of course they are clever!!!
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Old 10-09-2006, 02:55 PM
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either the airbag is deflated or ...

and besides, the airbag belongs to the car which belongs to the man!

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Old 10-09-2006, 03:16 PM
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loooooool seifer is back super moderator not moderator only
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:19 PM
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loooooool seifer is back super moderator not moderator only
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And you YOU are a member+ not a juniro member
Congratulation
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:22 PM
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The woman could have damaged the airbag in passenger's side.

Most cars have airbags for both side.
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Old 10-09-2006, 04:10 PM
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I knew that one,but it's still funny...
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Old 10-09-2006, 07:38 PM
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thanks for membre+
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