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Old 10-09-2006, 02:13 PM
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Our HERO WAS chatting with a female - Online chat.
Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big
MNC's

Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on
chat

Hero: wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find
you on
Chat

Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some
Coffee.

Hero: OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime
number,
Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you,
if I
Give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for
Female to
Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

Female: Hey, am back

Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps
asking
stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work

Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers
are!!

Hero: Yep, u rite!!

Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime
Number,
given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know
it's real Urgent for me to work this out

Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from
now.
ok?

Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU
KNOW
WHO I AM!!
AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
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Old 10-09-2006, 02:20 PM
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Old 10-09-2006, 02:45 PM
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Poor Hero
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Old 10-09-2006, 02:56 PM
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Women... we can be powerful!
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:02 PM
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Erm...the manager's a guy pretending to be a woman.
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:24 PM
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Exactly.

Why?

He thought it was actually a woman he was talking to.

Men have a very soft spot for woman.
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Old 10-09-2006, 06:40 PM
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Nice One , I like It .... Thanx.
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Old 10-09-2006, 10:00 PM
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**** me,i had already expected that tragical end
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Ouch !!!!!
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Double oOouch !!!!
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