FUNNY SMS

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When u get ths SMS,
snd it to 1 person U luv,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of
& 1 u wish to kill. now keep
guessing why I send it to u!!

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Unlike others,
ur brain is a masterpiece.
it has 2 halves
the left & the right
The left has nothing right in it &
d right has nothing left in it

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When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way U R
always blocking my view.

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4 Hitech Sardar Inventions!

1) Waterproof Towel.
2) Solar Powered torch.
3) Book on how 2 read!
4) Pedal powered Whell chair!

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