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Old 04-09-2007, 06:57 AM
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سوري يوصي ولده الكسلان قبل امتحان اخر السنه ..

قلوا: يا إبنـــي امتحاناتك قربت وقدامك طريقين :

يابتنجح يابترسب

اذا نجحت خير وبركه

اما اذا رسبت فقدامك طريقين :

يابتصيع بالشوارع او بيشحطوك ع العسكرية

اذا صعت مو مشكلة

اما اذا شحطوك ع العسكريه فعندك خيارين :

يابفرزوك عالدفاع المدني أو بالصاعقة

اذا فرزوك بالدفاع المدني بيكون الله يسرلك

اما اذا فرزوك عالصاعقة فقدامك خيارين :

يا بيحطوك بالقوات الاحتياطيه او على الجبهه

القوات الاحتياطيه ممتازة كتير

اما اذا حطوك على الجبهه فعندك احتمالين :

يا بترجع بالسلامه اوبتصيبك شي قذيفة

اذا رجعت حميد ربك ع السلامة

اما اذا ضربتك قذيفه ففي حالتين:

يابطييب يابتموت

اذا طبت بيكون الله كاتبلك عمر

اما اذا مت فقدامك طريقين :

يابتاكلك الكلاب يا أما بتتعفن

اذا اكلتك الكلا ب مو مشكلة

اما اذا عفنت فقدامك طريقين :

يابياكلك الدود يا بتتحول لنفط

اذا أكلك الدود منيح كتير

أما إذا تحولت لنفط فقدامك طريقين :

يابيصدروك نفط خام او رح يكرروك في مصفاية للنفط

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اما اذا كرروك فقدامك طريقين :

يا بيحولوك لزيوت ثانوية او لمواد تنظيف

اذا صرت زيت شي منيح

اما اذا حولوك مواد تنظيف فقدامك طريقين :

يا بتصير صابون او بتصير ورق تواليت

اذا صرت صابون خير وبركه

اما اذا صرت ورق تواليت

والله يا إبنـــي رح تاكل خــــــــرة عالمزبوط



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